Since not everyone can agree on whether or not we need a border wall, I think we should come up with some alternatives. They can’t be any worse than what these dumb-ass politicians come up with and will cost a lot less than $5 billion. Here’s what I have so far:
- We could drop Legos on the ground along the border.
- We could get some lions to patrol the border.
- We could put up a bunch of scarecrows dressed as Donald Trump along the border.
- Something involving bees. That would definitely keep me away.
- Hand out maps along the border from MapQuest, so they are not able to find their way.
- We could air drop Hillary Clinton’s nudes along the border.
- We could set up checkpoints and make them have to answer difficult riddles before they can go any further.
- We could bribe them with puppies to turn around and go home. Everyone loves puppies.
- Maybe put up a traffic light that never turns green.
- Hand out pamphlets along the border informing them that Flint, Michigan still doesn’t have clean water.
That’s all I have for now. Feel free to share your ideas in the comments or on Twitter with #InsteadOfAWall.