Basic Mom Gets Her Car Stolen at Basics Meat Market in Beaverton
According to The Bulletin, some dumbass left her car running with the keys AND HER…
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Conspiracy Clowns Episodes 1-3
New episodes coming live every Wednesday afternoon.
Why Was This Drunk On Duty Officer Not Charged Accordingly?
MOUNT PLEASANT, S.C. (WCIV) — A Mount Pleasant Police sergeant has been fired and charged after…
Police Arrest Naked Jesus For Trying to Cure Covid-19
HORRY COUNTY, S.C. (WPDE) — A man being taken into custody in an indecent exposure investigation…
Simply Nonsense Episode 32
We are back at it.
If You Ever Wanted To Whack Toddlers In The Head, This Is The Perfect Product For You
That’s right. For only $52.99 you can turn your kids into a live…
Simply Nonsense Episode 31
Brian and Em discuss Florida Man, OJ Simpson, bear murder, attack squirrels and a couple…
Simply Nonsense Episode 30
Brian & Em discuss kicking the Terminator, space wars, drunken Walmarters, chicken scams, tripping kids…
Albino Grimace Accused In Burger King Attack
According to NYDailyNews.com, a Florida woman was arrested after she, and an unidentified accomplice allegedly…
Simply Nonsense Episode 29
Brian and Emily discuss breaking into houses to do dishes, alligators in low places, and…
Simply Nonsense Episode 28
Episode 28 recorded on 4/20/19
Ohio Dog Fucker Arrested For Bank Robbery
According to NyDailyNews.com, an Ohio woman, with a “history of dog sex” was arrested after…
Did The Ghost Of Kriss Kross Get Arrested In Ohio?
According to Boston25News.com, an Ohio man was arrested after police found drugs in the socks…
Roger From American Dad Arrested In California
According to WSVN.com, a California man (claiming to be named Phillip Ray Lester) was arrested…
Florida Neckbeard Takes A Break From Anime To Have Sex… With A Dog
According to the NYPost, a Florida man was arrested for having sex with a…
Simply Nonsense Episode 25
We discuss meth/death parties, dog 3 ways, Bill Cosby, and dirty hedgehogs.
Kid Snitches On His Dog After He (Allegedly) Sold Him LSD
According to NYDailyNews.com, a high school student was arrested for going on a groping rampage…
Simply Nonsense Episode 24
Emily & Brian discuss dead bald eagles, hide & seek gone wrong, and jerking it…
Chris Hansen Arrested For Bouncing Checks While Buying Mugs
According to TMZ, Chris Hansen was arrested for bouncing checks after purchasing $13000 worth of…
Simply Nonsense Episode 23
We talk about the moon and aliens, Chinese jokes, biting off ears and fake news….
Substitute Accused Of Smear Campaign Against Principal
According to WHDH.com, a Florida substitute teacher is being charged with smearing urine and poop…
Man Licks “Ding Dong” For 3 Hours & No One Came
According to NYPost.com, a California man was caught on surveillance being a weirdo and licking…
Are Aliens Hiding Syringes In Florida B-Holes?
According to ABCNews4, a Florida inmate was charged with smuggling contraband after several syringes were…
Burger King? Or Burger Tyrant?
According to ABC4News.com, an Oregon man was trapped in a Burger King bathroom for over…
Simply Nonsense Episode 22
We discuss monkeys, guns. hot sauce and old liars. Links: Strip club dumpster diver…
God Is Looking Pretty Rough This Holiday Season
According to the Morning Call, a Pennsylvania man, allegedly high on methamphetamine, claimed he was…
Douche Bag Cemetery Worker Claims It’s God’s Responsibility To Fix Flooded Graves
According to Live5News.com, after heavy rains in Charleston caused many caskets and graves to be…
Another He-Man Villain Arrested in Ohio
According to WPDE.com, Skeletor was arrested for shoplifting in an Ohio Walmart, while on the…
Guinea Pig Latest Victim In Me Too Movement
According to Fox5DC.com, this nasty ass mothafucka got caught sexually assaulting a guinea pig. Yes,…