So according to WHDH.com, some people are upset that a substitute teacher told first graders that Santa isn’t real. I honestly don’t see the problem here. Back in my day, substitute teachers didn’t teach us shit. They couldn’t even take attendance without fucking it up. Now here we have is a caring substitute who wants to actually teach these kids and people are upset about it? It’s a school, not fucking Sesame Street or Fairy Tale Land. With all the bullshit public schools teach our kids, I wouldn’t be surprised that they were only mad at this teacher for teaching the kids something that was true. “Oh no! They said that the magical fat man who owns slaves to make toys and flies around around the world with no passport or permission from the FAA isn’t real. We need to stop this!” They should be thanking this teacher for doing the parents and kids a huge favor. Life is tough, Santa isn’t real, Skittles are all the same flavor, no one knows how to use a goddamn can opener. The truth hurts. Suck it up and move on. It’s not like he(or she) said anything bad about the Easter Bunny, then I might have to throw some hands.