Basic Mom Gets Her Car Stolen at Basics Meat Market in Beaverton
According to The Bulletin, some dumbass left her car running with the keys AND HER…
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Why Was This Drunk On Duty Officer Not Charged Accordingly?
MOUNT PLEASANT, S.C. (WCIV) — A Mount Pleasant Police sergeant has been fired and charged after…
Police Arrest Naked Jesus For Trying to Cure Covid-19
HORRY COUNTY, S.C. (WPDE) — A man being taken into custody in an indecent exposure investigation…
Simply Nonsense Episode 32
We are back at it.
Is Charlie Baker Banning 9 Volt Batteries Next?
According to a local homeless man, Charlie Baker considering a statewide ban on 9 volt…
Simply Nonsense Episode 31
Brian and Em discuss Florida Man, OJ Simpson, bear murder, attack squirrels and a couple…
Albino Grimace Accused In Burger King Attack
According to NYDailyNews.com, a Florida woman was arrested after she, and an unidentified accomplice allegedly…
Simply Nonsense Episode 29
Brian and Emily discuss breaking into houses to do dishes, alligators in low places, and…
Simply Nonsense Episode 28
Episode 28 recorded on 4/20/19
Ohio Dog Fucker Arrested For Bank Robbery
According to NyDailyNews.com, an Ohio woman, with a “history of dog sex” was arrested after…
Did The Ghost Of Kriss Kross Get Arrested In Ohio?
According to Boston25News.com, an Ohio man was arrested after police found drugs in the socks…
Roger From American Dad Arrested In California
According to WSVN.com, a California man (claiming to be named Phillip Ray Lester) was arrested…
Florida Neckbeard Takes A Break From Anime To Have Sex… With A Dog
According to the NYPost, a Florida man was arrested for having sex with a…
Simply Nonsense Episode 25
We discuss meth/death parties, dog 3 ways, Bill Cosby, and dirty hedgehogs.
Possible Giraffe Man Sentenced For Horse Rape
According to WPDE.com, an Oregon man has been sentenced to 20 months in prison for…
Kid Snitches On His Dog After He (Allegedly) Sold Him LSD
According to NYDailyNews.com, a high school student was arrested for going on a groping rampage…
Chris Hansen Is Having A Rough Week
It was only yesterday when we learned that Chris Hansen was arrested for passing bad…
Chris Hansen Arrested For Bouncing Checks While Buying Mugs
According to TMZ, Chris Hansen was arrested for bouncing checks after purchasing $13000 worth of…
Google Knows About All Of The Weird Porn You Watch
I figured I would share this video since I’m sure most of you are into…
Substitute Accused Of Smear Campaign Against Principal
According to WHDH.com, a Florida substitute teacher is being charged with smearing urine and poop…
Man Licks “Ding Dong” For 3 Hours & No One Came
According to NYPost.com, a California man was caught on surveillance being a weirdo and licking…
Are Aliens Hiding Syringes In Florida B-Holes?
According to ABCNews4, a Florida inmate was charged with smuggling contraband after several syringes were…
Burger King? Or Burger Tyrant?
According to ABC4News.com, an Oregon man was trapped in a Burger King bathroom for over…
God Is Looking Pretty Rough This Holiday Season
According to the Morning Call, a Pennsylvania man, allegedly high on methamphetamine, claimed he was…
Brooklyn Phone Thief Needed More Training
According to NYDailyNews, a 52 year old man was struck by a train after stealing…
What Could We Do #InsteadOfAWall?
Since not everyone can agree on whether or not we need a border wall, I…
Good News For The Ninja Turtles, NY Ban Of Nunchucks Is Unconstitutional
According to APNews.com, a federal court ruled that the NY ban of nunchucks is a…
Douche Bag Cemetery Worker Claims It’s God’s Responsibility To Fix Flooded Graves
According to Live5News.com, after heavy rains in Charleston caused many caskets and graves to be…
Ungrateful Parents Upset At Santa For Trying To Save Their Lives
According to WCVB.com, “parents were horrified” when Santa attempted to help them evacuate an event…
Another He-Man Villain Arrested in Ohio
According to WPDE.com, Skeletor was arrested for shoplifting in an Ohio Walmart, while on the…
I Have A Solution To The 9 Lives Cat Food Recall
According to ABC15News there is a recall on 9 Lives brand cat food. Couldn’t they just…
Guinea Pig Latest Victim In Me Too Movement
According to Fox5DC.com, this nasty ass mothafucka got caught sexually assaulting a guinea pig. Yes,…
He-Man Villain Arrested in Ohio For Grease Attack
According to Fox19.com, an Ohio woman who has a striking resemblance to the He-Man villain,…
Known Jerk Off, Brian Bates Caught With His Pants Down
According to NJ.com Mr. Bates was caught masturbating and pleasuring his anus with a toilet brush…
PETA Wants Everyone To Stop Using Anti-Animal Language
The lovable and completely sane people at PETA are at it again. They posted on…
In Case You Forgot, Crack Kills
Crack kills, especially when your 300 pound girlfriend is drunk and can’t get any. According…
People Mad At Teacher For Teaching Kids The Truth
So according to WHDH.com, some people are upset that a substitute teacher told first graders…
Woman “Accidentally” Serves Pine-Sol To Pre-Schoolers
According to WHDH.com, a classroom assistant in Hawaii “accidentally” gave children Pine-Sol thinking it was apple…