What Could We Do #InsteadOfAWall?

Since not everyone can agree on whether or not we need a border wall, I think we should come up with some alternatives. They can’t be any worse than what these dumb-ass politicians come up with and will cost a lot less than $5 billion. Here’s what I have so far:

  1. We could drop Legos on the ground along the border.
  2. We could get some lions to patrol the border.
  3. We could put up a bunch of scarecrows dressed as Donald Trump along the border.
  4. Something involving bees. That would definitely keep me away.
  5. Hand out maps along the border from MapQuest, so they are not able to find their way.
  6. We could air drop Hillary Clinton’s nudes along the border.
  7. We could set up checkpoints and make them have to answer difficult riddles before they can go any further.
  8. We could bribe them with puppies to turn around and go home. Everyone loves puppies.
  9. Maybe put up a traffic light that never turns green.
  10. Hand out pamphlets along the border informing them that Flint, Michigan still doesn’t have clean water.

That’s all I have for now. Feel free to share your ideas in the comments or on Twitter with #InsteadOfAWall.

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