Known Jerk Off, Brian Bates Caught With His Pants Down

According to NJ.com Mr. Bates was caught masturbating and pleasuring his anus  with a toilet brush in a doctor’s office bathroom.

Looking at Mr. Bates’ mugshot, he looks exactly like the type of guy that would be caught fucking himself with a toilet brush in a bathroom. The only thing that surprises me about this story is the fact that it was a doctor’s office bathroom and not a Dunkin’ Donuts bathroom. What I want to know is, what kind of doctor’s office was it, and which end of the toilet brush was he using? Did the doctor have to get a new one? Or did  the police seize it for the jury to smell during the trial? We may never know, but one thing I do know that this will not be the last we hear about the infamous Brian Bates, Serial Jerk Off.

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