Crack kills, especially when your 300 pound girlfriend is drunk and can’t get any. According to NYDailyNews, Windi Thomas (yes that’s her actual name), sat on her 120 pound boyfriend, killing him. This story here is wild. I have so many questions: People still smoke crack? How does a crackhead weigh 300 pounds? Why didn’t her dealer care enough about her health to offer to switch to diet coke? And the most important question of all… did Windi live up to her name and break wind while crushing her boyfriend to death with her fat ass? I’m not usually one for victim blaming, but in this case, Keeno Butler should have known that fat, drunk, crackheads are bad news.