Guinea Pig Latest Victim In Me Too Movement

According to, this nasty ass mothafucka got caught sexually assaulting a guinea pig. Yes, you read that right. A FUCKING guinea pig! I’m not even sure how this is possible. Was he sucking it off? Was he licking its ass? How the fuck can this happen? Maybe he has a tiny dick and was fucking it. I have no idea. He couldn’t even wait until he got home to assault it. He bought it and didn’t even get out of the parking lot before fucking the animal. I hope they at least wash it good before finding it a new home. This is why I don’t buy used pets.

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