Good News For The Ninja Turtles, NY Ban Of Nunchucks Is Unconstitutional

According to, a federal court ruled that the NY ban of nunchucks is a violation of the 2nd Amendment. This is great news for Michelangelo of the Ninja Turtles, who could not be reached for comment.  Apparently, the law was put in place in 1974 out of fear that kids would be influenced by martial arts movies and start dangerous street gangs running around the city trying to impress ladies with their nunchuck skills and accidentally hitting themselves in the balls. It seems like it’s a rational law for everyone’s safety, but remember, the only way you can stop a bad ninja with nunchucks is a good ninja with nunchucks.

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