Albino Grimace Accused In Burger King Attack

According to, a Florida woman was arrested after she, and an unidentified accomplice allegedly attacked a Burger King manager after they were denied free fries.

I’ve said it before and I will say it again. Grimace is a goddamn menace and he and gang need to be stopped immediately. They have been terrorizing generations of McDonald’s customers and now it seems that they are waging war on the Burger Tyrant.  Since her accomplice is still at supersize, er uh… I mean at large, I can’t say I know for sure who it was, but I have a real good guess.  (see photo below on the right) If you see either of these broads, hold on to your burgers, or be ready to throw down.


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